When I’m not looking on here for fashion inspiration, I’m usually on wikiquotes or IMDB for funny quotes from some of my favorite movies or TV shows. Here are a few of my favorites.

Golden Girls:
Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, but I haven’t had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves.

Blanche: I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

Sophia: Esther Weinstock is dead. We grew up together, she was my best friend.
Dorothy: I’m so sorry. What happened?
Sophia: [sarcastically] She was fighting an oil rig fire in the Gulf of Mexico.
Sophia: SHE WAS 88!
Rose: Well, it’s great that she was able to work right up to the end.

Blanche: I can’t believe you said that! Oh if I weren’t a lady I’d deck you.
Dorothy: You try and I’ll have you on your back so fast you’ll think you’re out on a date.

The Weekenders
Carver: I am going to be CARP!
Tino: Did you say Carp?
Carver: That stands for what I want to be. Cool And Radically Popular.
Tino: It’s a good thing you don’t want to be Cool RICH And Popular.
Carver: Why?

[a girl who humiliated Carver is waving at him at the beach]
Carver: SHE’S WAVING AT ME? Isn’t there a law against that?
Tino: [Sarcastic] Yeeah, you’re enforced by the Federal Bureau of Waving.

Tino’s Mom: [Tino refuses to leave his room] He said he won’t come out until the city’s been cleared of its un-holy clown infestation.

Tino: [Carver is wearing a latex suit and helmet] You look like a roll-on deodorant.

Lor McQuarrie: It’s like an upside down universe.
Tino: Where up is down and boy bands play instruments.

Shaun of the Dead
Ed: What’s the plan then?
Shaun: Right.
[cuts to dream sequence]
Shaun: We take Pete’s car, we drive over to Mum’s, we go in, take care of Philip – “I’m so sorry, Philip” – then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz’s place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Why have we got to go to Liz’s?
Shaun: Because we do.
Ed: But she dumped you!
Shaun: I have to know if she’s all right!
Ed: Why?
Shaun: Because I love her!
Ed: All right… gayyy… I’m not staying there, though.
Shaun: Why not?
Ed: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
Shaun: Okay.
[cuts to dream sequence again]
Shaun: We take Pete’s car, go round Mum’s, go in, deal with Philip – “Sorry, Philip!” – grab Mum, go to Liz’s, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Ed: Perfect!
Shaun: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can’t bring her back here.
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Well, it’s not really safe, is it?
Ed: Yeah, look at the state of it.
Shaun: Where’s safe? Where’s familiar?
Ed: Where can I smoke?
[Shaun and Ed pause then slowly make a realisation]
Shaun: [cuts to dream sequence a third time] Take car. Go to Mum’s. Kill Phil – “Sorry.” – grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!
[Shaun and Ed clang their weapons together]

So Chictopians? What’s your favorite movie and/or TV show quote?

posted almost 10 years ago
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“Just because you’re poorly dressed doesn’t mean you’re not Chuck Bass.” – Gossip Girl

“You met me at a very strange time in my life.” – Fight Club

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a dman” – Gone with the Wind

posted about 9 years ago

fairly legal…kate vs lauren “stop bitchin at me. i am homeless now..stop bitching at homeless people, lauren” …something like that:))it was funny

posted over 7 years ago

Theres the classic quote from Gone With the Wind:
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn” – Rhett Butler :)

posted over 7 years ago
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